2026/03/14: Sorry about the downtime. That was my bad. --osterizer
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New Books
Four new books are out today:
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| Dance Floor Care and Repair Token Shop | Robot Repair Made Simple Token Shop | Care on the Dance Floor Blackheart Hollow | Kandi Making Genetech Combo |
Masquerade Challengers
The Enforcer is unlocked by dancing with each of the NPC Gossips and then going to (or refreshing) the Masquerade Ballroom. For defeating him 5 times with the same pet in the Battle Coliseum you will receive:
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| Broken Metal Moustache | Dance Floor Disruption Fine |
The Waitron is unlocked by giving a total of 1000 food and/or drink items (in any combination) to the NPCs in the Ballroom and then going to (or refreshing) the Masquerade Ballroom. For defeating her 5 times with the same pet in the Battle Coliseum you will receive:
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| Pleasant Waitron Plushie | Hacked Waitron Bowtie |
You can also find previous Masquerade Challengers under the Event tab in the Coliseum: Panzer Hydra (and all of the variations you've unlocked), Baron Blarnaby, Hostile Model 1544-C, Mecharachnid, Dean and Blair. It does not appear that any of these challengers is currently dropping any new loot.
July 2026 Collection
The July 2026 Collection is out!
Inside, you can find these items:
The Snow Cone Maker is transformable and can be smooshed into
(but there are few things sadder than an empty ice cream bowl!)
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| July 2026 Collection |
Inside, you can find these items:
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| Refreshing Cold Stream Spring Water | Summer Popsackles | Retro Oscillating Fan with Streamers | Keep Cool Summer Safety Pamphlet | Countertop Snow Cone Maker |
The Snow Cone Maker is transformable and can be smooshed into
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| Perfect Ice Cream Bowl and Scoop |
(but there are few things sadder than an empty ice cream bowl!)
Masquerade 2026
A small sampling of this year's new items is below.
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| Citrine Geode Mask | Duel Snack Breadsticks | Injeolmi Stick Hot Dog | Toxic Layered Glow Belts | White Neon Picture Frame |
Click here for a full list of this year's items
HAVE FUN DANCING!
Toybox collections added.
The SubetaLodge pixies gather for an emergency meeting.
MOSSHEART: Did you see? Subeta created toyboxes to track what toys pets have played with.
WINTERTHORN: Oh, no! We don't have a checklist for toyboxes. We'll need to create one!
FERNBRIGHT: How will we create one on such short notice?
MOSSHEART: We'll use gossamer thread and light. Like this!
MOSSHEART waves her hands and sends a stream of multicolored code into the area in front of her. The code shimmers and swirls momentarily, but the gossamer thread pulls the code taut, stabilizing it into the form of a cube.
WINTERTHORN: That's the right shape, but a toybox needs some solidity in order to keep the toys from falling out.
WINTERTHORN taps the side of the cube. A layer of frost spreads across the walls of glimmering PHP code and solidifies into a heavy layer of ice.
FERNBRIGHT: Ooooh, that's lovely, but that hard ice will be rough on our softest toys. Let me add a lining!
FERNBRIGHT blows gently into the box. Dandelion fluff and morning mist billow into the toybox and coat the interior like plush velvet.
MOSSHEART: All it needs now is a latch to keep it secure.
With a barely-audible whistle, MOSSHEART gathers moonbeams in her hand and shapes them into a golden latch with a deep, black keyhole. She places the latch on the front of the box.
The three pixies step back and admire their work.
You can now track your toybox collection on SubetaLodge. Visit https://subetalodge.us/account to create a toybox for your pet.
MOSSHEART: Did you see? Subeta created toyboxes to track what toys pets have played with.
WINTERTHORN: Oh, no! We don't have a checklist for toyboxes. We'll need to create one!
FERNBRIGHT: How will we create one on such short notice?
MOSSHEART: We'll use gossamer thread and light. Like this!
MOSSHEART waves her hands and sends a stream of multicolored code into the area in front of her. The code shimmers and swirls momentarily, but the gossamer thread pulls the code taut, stabilizing it into the form of a cube.
WINTERTHORN: That's the right shape, but a toybox needs some solidity in order to keep the toys from falling out.
WINTERTHORN taps the side of the cube. A layer of frost spreads across the walls of glimmering PHP code and solidifies into a heavy layer of ice.
FERNBRIGHT: Ooooh, that's lovely, but that hard ice will be rough on our softest toys. Let me add a lining!
FERNBRIGHT blows gently into the box. Dandelion fluff and morning mist billow into the toybox and coat the interior like plush velvet.
MOSSHEART: All it needs now is a latch to keep it secure.
With a barely-audible whistle, MOSSHEART gathers moonbeams in her hand and shapes them into a golden latch with a deep, black keyhole. She places the latch on the front of the box.
The three pixies step back and admire their work.
You can now track your toybox collection on SubetaLodge. Visit https://subetalodge.us/account to create a toybox for your pet.
