2026/03/14: Sorry about the downtime. That was my bad. --osterizer
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Toybox collections added.
The SubetaLodge pixies gather for an emergency meeting.
MOSSHEART: Did you see? Subeta created toyboxes to track what toys pets have played with.
WINTERTHORN: Oh, no! We don't have a checklist for toyboxes. We'll need to create one!
FERNBRIGHT: How will we create one on such short notice?
MOSSHEART: We'll use gossamer thread and light. Like this!
MOSSHEART waves her hands and sends a stream of multicolored code into the area in front of her. The code shimmers and swirls momentarily, but the gossamer thread pulls the code taut, stabilizing it into the form of a cube.
WINTERTHORN: That's the right shape, but a toybox needs some solidity in order to keep the toys from falling out.
WINTERTHORN taps the side of the cube. A layer of frost spreads across the walls of glimmering PHP code and solidifies into a heavy layer of ice.
FERNBRIGHT: Ooooh, that's lovely, but that hard ice will be rough on our softest toys. Let me add a lining!
FERNBRIGHT blows gently into the box. Dandelion fluff and morning mist billow into the toybox and coat the interior like plush velvet.
MOSSHEART: All it needs now is a latch to keep it secure.
With a barely-audible whistle, MOSSHEART gathers moonbeams in her hand and shapes them into a golden latch with a deep, black keyhole. She places the latch on the front of the box.
The three pixies step back and admire their work.
You can now track your toybox collection on SubetaLodge. Visit https://subetalodge.us/account to create a toybox for your pet.
MOSSHEART: Did you see? Subeta created toyboxes to track what toys pets have played with.
WINTERTHORN: Oh, no! We don't have a checklist for toyboxes. We'll need to create one!
FERNBRIGHT: How will we create one on such short notice?
MOSSHEART: We'll use gossamer thread and light. Like this!
MOSSHEART waves her hands and sends a stream of multicolored code into the area in front of her. The code shimmers and swirls momentarily, but the gossamer thread pulls the code taut, stabilizing it into the form of a cube.
WINTERTHORN: That's the right shape, but a toybox needs some solidity in order to keep the toys from falling out.
WINTERTHORN taps the side of the cube. A layer of frost spreads across the walls of glimmering PHP code and solidifies into a heavy layer of ice.
FERNBRIGHT: Ooooh, that's lovely, but that hard ice will be rough on our softest toys. Let me add a lining!
FERNBRIGHT blows gently into the box. Dandelion fluff and morning mist billow into the toybox and coat the interior like plush velvet.
MOSSHEART: All it needs now is a latch to keep it secure.
With a barely-audible whistle, MOSSHEART gathers moonbeams in her hand and shapes them into a golden latch with a deep, black keyhole. She places the latch on the front of the box.
The three pixies step back and admire their work.
You can now track your toybox collection on SubetaLodge. Visit https://subetalodge.us/account to create a toybox for your pet.
Battles and Gardens
Our two new battle opponents are Lady Kamakiri and Lord Kochu.
Both opponents unlock depending on how many "bugs" are in your minion zoo. (I put "bugs" in quotes because some seem to count while others don't.) Lady Kamakiri needs 50 bugs in your minion zoo, whereas Lord Kochu only needs 10.
After defeating these battle opponents five times with the same pet, these are your prizes:
Lady Kamakiri
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| Lady Kamakiri Plushie | Lady Kamakiri Sakura Tsuba |
Lord Kochu
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| Lord Kochu Fractured Lens | Lord Kochus Collection of Battlefield Poems |
If you visit Emma at the garden, you'll notice quite the update. There are lots of new things available. If you do one of her quests or purchase a seed packet, you may get one of these:
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| Silver Mystery Seed Packet | Gold Mystery Seed Packet | Rainbow Mystery Seed Packet |
There are also some new seeds which give different results. We'll keep those a secret while you work on planting!
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| Delphi Bloom Bulb | Fairy Ringlet Seeds | Scootle Vine Bulb | Skirted Pitcher Seeds | Stellar Bloom Seeds |
Let's Get Caught Up!
The Cash Shop has some new Lolita-inspired clothing and hair. Each of the five clothing items come in black, green, pink, and red while the four hair styles come in blonde, chocolate, ginger, graveyard, platinum, and sweetheart.
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| Blonde Heart Braid | Chocolate Lovely Ringlet | Ginger Dramatic Strands with Braid | Graveyard Wolfish Strands |
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| Black Lolita Diamond Ruffle Pinafore | Green Ouji Lolita Belted Pants | Pink Ouji Lolita Ruffle Top | Red Lolita Heart Ruffle Pinafore | Black Ouji Lolita Corset Shirt |
The Loyalty Shop has a new selection of items based on the amazing world around us.
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| Cuddly Kakapo Plushie | Gorillafell Jacket | Stack of Menagerie Pursuit Magazines | Thriving Butterflies |
These items transform from and into each other, with the "Our Planet Documentary Boxed Set" being the item in stock.
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| Our Planet Documentary Boxed Set | Our Planet Documentary Abridged |
It's also a new month, which means a new collection in the Cash Shop. Reminds me of some toys I used to play with as a kid. How about you?
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| June 2026 Collection |
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| Stack of Subeta Sweeties Storybook Adventures | Subeta Sweeties Forest Frolic Set | Subeta Sweeties Strolling Feli |
These sets of items transform from and into each other with the "Empty Subeta Sweeties Box" and "Subeta Sweeties Barber Shop Playset" being the items found in the collection.
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| Empty Subeta Sweeties Box | Empty Box Arts and Crafts |
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| Subeta Sweeties Barber Shop Playset | Subeta Sweeties Hair Salon Playset |
If you have a subscription plan, there's also a new item for you!
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| Moonstone Fairy Wings |
May Subscription Item & Collection
The latest subscription item is the:
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| Extravagant Hawthorn Sprig |
The new May 2026 Collection is out.
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| May 2026 Collection |
Inside you can choose one of these items:
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| A Very Fluffy Book | Cotton Candy Critter | Glamorous Fluffy Tuft | Pastel Pompom Pomeranian | Extra Fluffy Dandelion |
The Extra Fluffy Dandelion is Transformable and can be swapped into (or back from) the:
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| Magnificent Silkie |
Previous May collections are also back in the shop and will be retiring at the end of the month.
Spring has ((belatedly)) arrived and the Millionaire Center has rotated the stock and added a few new items:
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| Honeycomb Purse | Flourrel Plushie | Flourrel | Lonely Scootles Spring Adventure | Spring Fresh Strawberry Milk |
These items will remain at the "normal" price until the seasons change again. This means other shops with Seasonal offerings have rotated their stock as well.
Life is Skittles and Life is Beer
The new subscription item for April has been released:
Also, the new April 2026 Collection is out. Inside you can choose one of these items:
The Magnolia Picnic Hair Care Set is transformable and can be smooshed into
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| Diamond Rainbow Charm |
Also, the new April 2026 Collection is out. Inside you can choose one of these items:
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| Exquisite Magnolia Hairpin | Picnic Under the Magnolias | Beetle Nectar | Magnolia Picnic Basket | Magnolia Picnic Hair Care Set |
The Magnolia Picnic Hair Care Set is transformable and can be smooshed into
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| Blossoming Magnolia Hair Care Set |
